Russell Brand is probably one of the great 'outside-the-establishment' thinkers of our age. His body of work, progressing from Big Brother presenter or something to comedian to film star to probably the most thought provoking and popular icon of our age is a fantastic story that we should all follow. I love watching his amazing way with words in his video messages and his truly modern and original journalistic output. I cannot say enough good things about this colossus. So much that, in the spirit of artistic competition I thought I'd write something in a similar vein to the great man, nay, great Zeitgeist, nay, great intellectual giant of the modern world. And to truly dedicate something worthy of his thought, I challenged myself to write something metaphysical to show the actual feeling I experience, the true meaning, if you will, of his words when I listen to them. So here we go:
'Cliché, cliché, cliché, logical fallacy. Overwhelmingly fatuous statement. 2+2=5. cliché. Pithily phrased statement. Cliche. Cliché. Aren't I cute. Cliché. Thought terminating statement. Cliché. Straw man, cliché. Fucking mindbogglingly poorly argued statement. Cliché. Grandstanding rhetoric. Annoying phrase that is actually pretty well expressed. Cliché. Thought provoking cliché. Poorly argued logical statement. Cliché, cliché, cliché. Love. Cliché. Complicated word poorly used, cliché. Cognitively dissonant statement. Cliché. Good=bad. Cliché. Something heart-warming. Cliché.'
The End.
'Cliché, cliché, cliché, logical fallacy. Overwhelmingly fatuous statement. 2+2=5. cliché. Pithily phrased statement. Cliche. Cliché. Aren't I cute. Cliché. Thought terminating statement. Cliché. Straw man, cliché. Fucking mindbogglingly poorly argued statement. Cliché. Grandstanding rhetoric. Annoying phrase that is actually pretty well expressed. Cliché. Thought provoking cliché. Poorly argued logical statement. Cliché, cliché, cliché. Love. Cliché. Complicated word poorly used, cliché. Cognitively dissonant statement. Cliché. Good=bad. Cliché. Something heart-warming. Cliché.'
The End.